Does This Mean I’m Getting Old?

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend lately. It seems that whenever I put on my pants, take a trip to the bathroom, or do anything involving my zipper (don’t ask), I end up leaving it down. Typically, I don’t notice until things feel a bit “breezy,” and it’s happening with such a frequency that I’m becoming less and less surprised. Now, my reaction is more one of “Damnit, not again” versus “OMG! My zipper’s down!”

On the positive side, I don’t recall this happening while in a public place…yet. You know what? It’s pitiful that this is even an issue. Note to self: beginning tomorrow, institute mandatory zipper checks.