Does This Mean I’m Getting Old?

I’ve noticed a disturbing trend lately. It seems that whenever I put on my pants, take a trip to the bathroom, or do anything involving my zipper (don’t ask), I end up leaving it down. Typically, I don’t notice until things feel a bit “breezy,” and it’s happening with such a frequency that I’m becoming less and less surprised. Now, my reaction is more one of “Damnit, not again” versus “OMG! My zipper’s down!”

On the positive side, I don’t recall this happening while in a public place…yet. You know what? It’s pitiful that this is even an issue. Note to self: beginning tomorrow, institute mandatory zipper checks.

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2 comments… read them below or add one

Renee November 22, 2005

Hey babe. I don’t knwo what to say but about your zipper thing. But it can be your new personal style.


Jem November 23, 2005

I sometimes forget too; so if you’re old, what does that make me? I’m only 19!


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